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Your Jewish Week

Get all the major landmarks of this week in Judaism with a touch of humor on the side.

Your Jewish Week: Shoftim
In today’s episode of Your Jewish Week: Biblical life insurance premiums, sacrificial carpools, and Rabbi Dovi's unfortunate math allergy.
Your Jewish Week: Re'eh
In today’s episode, we’ve got crinkle fries, optional gladiators, and Jackson Pollock; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Eikev
In today's episode, we've got plausibly academic-looking storybooks, immovable objects, and illiterate people with swords; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Va'etchanan
In today’s episode, we’ve got Edgar Allan Poe, tribal boycotts, and "trousing" far from home.
Your Jewish Week: Devarim
In today’s episode, we’ve got caffeine rehab, Talmudic drill sergeants, and the “Yowch!” heard around the world.
Your Jewish Week: Matot-Massei
In today’s episode, we’ve got mandatory wedding gifts, white lies, and a classic proverb about bwaa; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Pinchas
In today’s episode of Your Jewish Week, we’re fixing ropes, knocking over saltshakers, and maybe buying a boat.
Your Jewish Week: Balak
In today’s episode, we’ve got quipping at psychopaths, selling a town, and a five-day rant about art; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Chukat
In today’s episode, we’ve got feathery gyroscopes, knocking rocks, and freezing the sun; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Korach
In today’s episode, we’ve got snowmen, Russian roulette, and a bunch of rabbis swapping shoes; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Shelach
In today’s episode, we’ve got lion-proof rabbis, a Hollywood legend, and suing the Jews; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Behaalotecha
In today’s episode, we’ve got the ocean blue, a bunch of nothing, and a guy named Pfefferkorn. It’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Naso
In today’s episode, we’ve got the New York Subway System, surprise weddings, and; a very toxic workplace environment; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Bamidbar
In today’s episode, we’ve got the bread and salt diet, oddly timed haircuts, and an insufficient blurb; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Behar-Bechukotai
In today’s episode, we’ve got talmudic DJs, lost objects, and the birth of rock and roll, and; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Emor
In today’s episode, we’ve got Gladys from Corporate, William Tell, the Sicilian Mafia; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Acharei-Kedoshim
In today’s episode, we’re thinking about pink elephants, stealing souls, and hopefully not eating a guy; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Tazria-Metzora
In today’s episode, we’ve got traumatic levels of math, skulls, and a man named “Oonie”; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Shemini
In today’s episode, we’ve got the world’s rarest fish, insulting ancestors, and a justified use of the word “seismic’; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Pesach
In today’s episode of Your Jewish Week: fortuitous bombs, an all-nighter, and goofy group responses.
Your Jewish Week: Tzav
In today’s episode of Your Jewish Week: Canadian lions, old York, your very, very great grandfather, the bug river, tambourines, the Firstborn Coalition, and an extra-long intro for an extra-long episode.
Your Jewish Week: Vayikra
In today’s episode, we’ve got wearable spaghetti, ritualariums, and 4:00 AM Slurpee sessions; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Pekudei
In today’s episode, we’ve got cluelessness, Jackie Robinson, and several varieties of Cairo; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Vayakhel
In today’s episode, we’ve got zombie princes, Nehemiah Jones , and a literal holy cow; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Ki Tisa
In today’s episode, we’ve got cheese secrets, three distinct genocidal nutcases, and the philosopher’s stone; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Tetzaveh
In today’s episode, we’ve got a city made of deli meat, wooden axe handles and the proper way to spell “Michael”. It’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Terumah
In today’s episode, we’ve got workaholic shoemakers, eleventh century tourism, and a quick and easy way to feel smart; it’s time for your Jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Mishpatim
In today’s episode, we’ve got the-Lord-Protector-of-the-Commonwealth-of-England, inside out onesies, and an end to storytime; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Yitro
In today’s episode, we’ve got Rabbi Dovi’s favorite band, aggressive shirt salesmen, and goldfish on a tax return; it’s time for your jewish week.
Your Jewish Week: Beshalach
In today’s episode, we’ve got rabbi-beating berserker ladies, fake Hungarians, and some sadly deceased horses.
Your Jewish Week: Bo
In this episode, we have divine firefighting, salty Sadducees, and the longest sermon in history.
Your Jewish Week: Va'eira
In this episode: The awesome hats of yesteryear, three distinct holidays that are all called Purim, and the world’s biggest termite.
Your Jewish Week: Shemot
In today’s episode of Your Jewish Week: Several kinds of spinny things, a Jewish leader named Tuvia, and something called a piaster.